Monday, December 17, 2012

Too Many Cooks Spoil the Shot

By Scoop Cooper
Crime Reporter
FLORIDA - Sometimes two serious headlines become crazy due to their proximity to each other.  An example can be found in the Wire Section of  the December 13 Englewood Sun.  On page 5, one headline reads, "Fla. at 1 million with concealed weapons."  The headline immediately below reads, "Police: Man fatally shot roommate over dinner."
     Coincidence? Or are the editors making a subtle connection between the two stories?
     Florida has already issued more permits to carry concealed weapons than any other state in the nation.  The number is expected to reach 1 million sometime this week.  So, any senior citizen you bump into could be packing a firearm.  In Florida, there is also no legal requirement to back down from a fight.  Starting trouble with ANYONE can dangerously escalate.  The resulting cordiality is commonly called "Southern Hospitality."
       Unfortunately, the story under the second headline demonstrates that Southern Hospitality doesn't always work in practice.  Allegedly, a 55-year-old man often returned drunk to his apartment in Holly Hill and argued violently with his roommate.  On December 11, he confessed to shooting his roommate twice in the head during a dispute over the best way to prepare pork chops for dinner.  

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