Friday, November 16, 2012
Anything to Save the Ta Tas
By Rainbow Starr
WEST ROTONDA, FLORIDA - Bidding for a woman's bra is usually accompanied by sleazy music and erotic dancing. However, the auction of brassieres at the Veterans of Foreign Wars hall Saturday night will be for a cause far more worthy than a striptease. The VFW Ladies Auxiliary is holding a Save the Boobies Party to raise money to fight breast cancer. The event starts at 5 p.m. and includes music, dinner, raffles and an auction of creatively hand decorated bras.
Several of the bras have a pair of cups which have been decorated to look like giant eyes. Red plastic eyeballs protrude like nipples from the "Zombie bra." The "Jingle Boobies" bra is covered by red and green Christmas bells. The "Combat Bra" is covered by plastic army men - green soldiers on the left cup and tan on the right. However, my personal favorite is a bra covered with pink feathers to look like a flamingo. The wings are spread to cover the cups. A bird leg dangles from each cup. The flamingo's head peaks out from the area usually reserved for cleavage.