By Mark Lucas
News Editor
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA - A Satanic rally downtown this Friday is actually part of a mockumentary film.
Makers of The Temple of Satan pretended to be a real cult when they announced the rally two weeks ago. Unfortunately, The Huffington Post and MSNBC both fell for the hoax in reporting the story. Kudos to Michael Van Sickler at the Miami Herald for uncovering the truth Jan. 16. With a little online research, he found the casting call for The Temple of Satan seeking 18 unpaid extras from all walks of life. They are required to show up for Friday's rally wearing "tasteful Satanic garb."
All 18 parts have been filled.
In the initial press release, The Temple of Satan overlord/spokesman/casting director claimed the devil worshipers were rallying to support Florida's Governor Rick Scott. Last year, he signed a new law that allows students of any denomination to lead prayers in Florida public schools. At Friday's rally, the movie makers will pretend to thank the unpopular Republican governor for allowing Satan worshiping kids to finally come out of the closet and openly recruit for their dark master.
Earlier today, in a press release from Hell, Lucifer denied any affiliation with the cult or the film The Temple of Satan. However, he renewed his support of Governor Rick Scott and the Republican Party.
So, let's recap. A fake documentary is being filmed about fake Satanists who are pretending to support a Christian conservative governor that they really don't like. The hoax was reported as fact by lazy commentators who are not real journalists. Now, YOU are reading the truth which I am writing under a fake pen name on my comical blog, which is not a real news source.
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