Saturday, January 12, 2013

Scary Florida Sign



Here's a scary sign seen recently near Orlando, Florida.  A store specializing in knives is not the scariest part.  Topping their marquee with the fact that they sell knives is not the scariest part.  Locating a store filled with sharp weapons in a strip mall with "A Discount Beverage" store and a jeweler seems to be tempting fate, but even that is not the scariest part.  The scariest part of this sign is the cryptic "& More."  What more?  Swords?  Battle Axes?  Whatever "more" he sells, it's so gruesome that even a brazen knife dealer doesn't want to spell out exactly what IT is.  You'd think that a shopping plaza that includes a sign store AND a print shop would be able to produce a sign that was more precise and less scary.  Rednecks ... even if we take away their guns, we STILL won't feel safe.
Photo by Business Reporter Ralph Zenith.

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