By Scoop Cooper
Crime Reporter
LARGO, FLORIDA - A professional puppeteer pleaded not guilty to drastically reduced charges in federal court today.
In July, federal agents accused the 57-year-old man of planning to kidnap, rape, strangle, cook and eat children for Easter. Since then, his attorney has dismissed those allegations as fantasy from an online chat. Today the puppeteer merely pleaded not guilty to receiving and possessing child pornography.
Cannibalism reduced to child pornography? That's pretty good legal work. If I'm ever arrested, I hope I get Gepetto's lawyer.
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