International Correspondent
ALSACE, FRANCE - The country that tainted Perrier spring water and infected British oysters with herpes has now produced rainbow colored honey.
Bees naturally make honey in yellow, white and even black. However, beekeepers in northeastern France became concerned in August when their colonies produced honey that was blue, green and sometimes red. Fortunately, the people who dine on snails and frog legs felt that even they couldn't pander honey that looks like it oozed from an orifice of Walt Disney's corpse. So, the French beekeepers tracked their bees to a nearby plant of the Mars Corporation. They discovered their bees were feeding off the waste dye left over from coating M&M candies. The bees then returned to their colonies and produced honey with psychedelic results.
The Mars plant is now moving the tempting dye waste inside so the bees won't be exposed to it. Humans who eat M&M's are on their own.
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